We Win When I Take A Shit

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

Despite being 'sloppy'. Despite singing in the wrong key. Despite being gay and carrying bent and slanted mic stands in so-called epic poses. Despite not being tight enough and having punk ass emo eyeliner with expensive gear staring cock at us and getting away with it and despite being the band with the oldest and most receding hairline collectively band. We won.

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

Here's to you motherfucker who gave me dirty looks and your smelly dirty unkempt davey havok hairstyle wanna be and your groupies that looked like my toejam while parading around with your video camera's sitting next to me, scarves with big rounded spectacles bragging the next coming of the strokes, the puki, the mono, the tazz, the serpent, the ash, the lanjiao, the babisials, the hanjing, the _____ (insert next big indie 3 chord downstroke jeng-jeng-jeng-jeng-ring on with deadbeat similar vocals band here). Here's a lesson on how to win at anything your mother or emo friend never taught you which you can most certainly ambik ke bank, your drummer can learn how to hit the drums cause it sounded like my maid closing the garbage dispenser on every attempted attack on the drums. When he's done learning the skins, he should take your little razor from your necklace and cut your wrist and videotape you die because living is a fate not worthy of your shit-faced-talentless-emo-tear-drawn-on-face existence you should never have been given a chance to enjoy. Remember to slice deeply til it cuts at the arteries and viens and not pussy-lingering fingernail-like scratches, pussy lingam.

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

A great big shoutout to Sara from Deumuseth, Calvin EQ, Chuckles, Ahmad, Yuj, Chee Yon, the Teko-Chain Gang and of course Ms Desiree Chow for coming twice; once all the way from Bukit Jalil after your exam and for showing up again on the second day with your little sister riding in the congested train to give us all the support we could only think of getting falthough it was only a combined total of 6 minutes performance time in two days. I love all of you. Thank you!

Natalie went home before the results were announced. Sorry =/
© Photograph courtesy of Chapree from Multiplay

I think i'll go shed a tear about how great this is like the end of the century.