Tribute To Rambo
So Stallone reprises his 'legend' role again; John Fuckin Rambo in the fourth and 'final' installment of the Rambo series. The trailer looked more violent than illegal torture tapes I bought years ago as a teenager but I suppose the glorification of evil and violence shouldn’t immortalized but fuck it; Rambo! The man that held two AK-47's and shot a thousand soldiers down, the guy who tied that stupid red sweat band on his forehead while waiting dodging bullets (that's bullet time for you!).
I figure Rambo is America’s trouble shooter for all things war-related, only this time the movie should just have been called Rambo 4: EEMO!!. Black shirt, black sweat band, sullen face uttering unintelligible words except for 'GO HOME!' They made him sound like a teenage emo whose mother decide to leave him home and let him listen to Simple Plan and Fallioutboy.
Then again, the body count notched in Rambo is still high and the movie kicked all the other recent 'blockbuster' bullshit movies in their fathers nuts and showed that RAMBO will never die. NEVER.
Think about it, what would we all do if Rambo never trouched our lives?
1. We would never have thought AK-47's were such great weopons
2. We would never have wanted to slowly tie a read band across your forehead to beat the shit out of the neighbour who tied a karate kid rising sun band on his head while playing Nuts.
So here's to more Rambo films which i'm sure will be made in the next 15 years. Stallone isn't punking out; he's making violent movies. Long live rambo.
I've also read the leaked script for the next 10 Rambo sequels. Go Rambo! Aku caya sama lu
RAMBO 5: RAMBO in the City
RAMBO 6: RAMBO vs ALIEN vs Matrix vs Predator vs Real Madrid
RAMBO 8: Death Of RAMBO
RAMBO 9: Funeral of RAMBO
RAMBO 10: Son of RAMBO
Rambo 11: Resurecction of RAMBO
RAMBO 12: I.AM.RAMBO
RAMBO 13: RAMBO IN SPACE
RAMBO 14:Go go Power RAMBO: A Space Recon
And the final Rambo movie of all ultimate Stallone movie:
RAMBO 15: RAMBO VS ROCKY
I figure Rambo is America’s trouble shooter for all things war-related, only this time the movie should just have been called Rambo 4: EEMO!!. Black shirt, black sweat band, sullen face uttering unintelligible words except for 'GO HOME!' They made him sound like a teenage emo whose mother decide to leave him home and let him listen to Simple Plan and Fallioutboy.
Then again, the body count notched in Rambo is still high and the movie kicked all the other recent 'blockbuster' bullshit movies in their fathers nuts and showed that RAMBO will never die. NEVER.
Think about it, what would we all do if Rambo never trouched our lives?
1. We would never have thought AK-47's were such great weopons
2. We would never have wanted to slowly tie a read band across your forehead to beat the shit out of the neighbour who tied a karate kid rising sun band on his head while playing Nuts.
So here's to more Rambo films which i'm sure will be made in the next 15 years. Stallone isn't punking out; he's making violent movies. Long live rambo.
I've also read the leaked script for the next 10 Rambo sequels. Go Rambo! Aku caya sama lu
RAMBO 5: RAMBO in the City
RAMBO 6: RAMBO vs ALIEN vs Matrix vs Predator vs Real Madrid
RAMBO 8: Death Of RAMBO
RAMBO 9: Funeral of RAMBO
RAMBO 10: Son of RAMBO
Rambo 11: Resurecction of RAMBO
RAMBO 12: I.AM.RAMBO
RAMBO 13: RAMBO IN SPACE
RAMBO 14:Go go Power RAMBO: A Space Recon
And the final Rambo movie of all ultimate Stallone movie:
RAMBO 15: RAMBO VS ROCKY
posted by Shen-Weng at 3:23 AM
2 Comments:
nobody messes with rambo man
just imagine if your daddy was rambo. nobody would fucking mess with you. chicks would instantly wet their panties, show a wet patch on their skirts and leave the chair they were sitting on moist.
ahhh.. nice profile picture i see love. prefer the color one though. =)
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